My site has been down since the 20th and I think it's finally back! Yeahhhhh!!!! :o) The company that hosts my site wrote the following paragraph, outlining the problem:
"The Denial of Service (DOS) attack against our systems has further intensified, continuing to impact the performance of our website and mail services. The intensity of the load we process on a normal day is approximately 1,600 packets per minute. We are currently processing in excess of 3 million packets per minute."
The increase was so huge that the server just couldn't keep up with the heavy traffic loads the attack caused... Dang people out there just sitting around the puter trying to cause problems for others... Why? I guess we may never know...

Here is a REAL Police report that made me laugh... I thought you might like it too...

Sunday, May 18. 2003
Chico Police Report:
12:58 a.m.
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A man said he saw three creatures that were half monkey and half man on the telephone poles strumming the wires in the 900 block of Main Street.
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Is this politically correct? If not, I'm sorry, if so, I'm still laughing!!!

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Oh what a lazy afternoon this turned out to be... Just sitting around, sipping some fine cabernet and enjoying the day... Ahhhhhh...
Also, I spent a good 2 hours, once again, building things on Sodaplay.com... I'm telling you, it is very cool...

Here is a site that may keep you busy for hours as it did me... Sodaplay.com reminds me of an Erector Set gone wild! You can build your models then add muscles to them so they can bounce, stretch, turn and even walk depending on how good you get and how well you understand the dynamics involved... Have fun and please let me know how you like it! :o) Click

I have compiled a page with a few pictures that we had taken on our trip to Napa, Ca. this year... If anyone would like to view them, please click here! :o)
There is also a link in the "Party Pics" section of the site...

Ok, I was doing my normal thing, searching the net for funny arse things to pass on to you guys and then I hit paydirt!!! I laughed soooo hard, I almost started crying!!! This has got to be the funniest thing I have seen in a very long time so if you know what's going on here and know WHY it is what it is, PLEASEEE email me so I can pass it on... ENJOY!!! CLICK ME, CLICK ME!!!