Monday, November 22, 2004
How The Computer Works
Ok, this is a wonderful trip back into time where computers where the size of your car if not house and only had 16 mb hard drives... Circa 1971 and then revised in 1979, this was one of the books I actually read in my High School computer class... CLICK HERE to start your journey...
Friday, October 22, 2004
Saturday, September 04, 2004
Crap once a year!!!
TO THE BATHROOM JUST ONCE A YEAR!
You can with this new pill
By Nick Jeffreys (Weekly World News)
RESEARCHERS are seeking
FDA approval of a new pill that
would mean only one trip to the
bathroom per year.
"We've finally perfected the
Crapper Capsule," says Dr. Colon
Levinson of Australia's Rectum And
Sphincter Center.
"We named it for my hero
Thomas Crapper who invented the
toilet in 1861."
The human body takes in food and
breaks it down in the digestive system.
Nutritional substances are used
as fuel and everything else is eliminated
as fecal matter and urine.
"Most people have one bowel
movement each morning after the
newspaper is delivered," says
Levinson. "A good B.M. can be satisfying,
but having to pee several
times a day can be a nuisance. I
always have to urinate when I'm in
the car or at an important meeting
or in the movie theater. I hate that,
and my colleagues agree. That's why
we decided to do something
about it."
The Crapper Capsule compresses
waste molecules like a
biological trash compactor,
explains Levinson. Once every 365
days, the individual taking the medication
will visit the rest room
and produce a
square block.
"It'll hurt
coming out,"
admits the scientist,
"but after all,
it's just once a year."
You can with this new pill
By Nick Jeffreys (Weekly World News)
RESEARCHERS are seeking
FDA approval of a new pill that
would mean only one trip to the
bathroom per year.
"We've finally perfected the
Crapper Capsule," says Dr. Colon
Levinson of Australia's Rectum And
Sphincter Center.
"We named it for my hero
Thomas Crapper who invented the
toilet in 1861."
The human body takes in food and
breaks it down in the digestive system.
Nutritional substances are used
as fuel and everything else is eliminated
as fecal matter and urine.
"Most people have one bowel
movement each morning after the
newspaper is delivered," says
Levinson. "A good B.M. can be satisfying,
but having to pee several
times a day can be a nuisance. I
always have to urinate when I'm in
the car or at an important meeting
or in the movie theater. I hate that,
and my colleagues agree. That's why
we decided to do something
about it."
The Crapper Capsule compresses
waste molecules like a
biological trash compactor,
explains Levinson. Once every 365
days, the individual taking the medication
will visit the rest room
and produce a
square block.
"It'll hurt
coming out,"
admits the scientist,
"but after all,
it's just once a year."
Friday, July 30, 2004
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Monkey apes humans by walking on two legs...
Monkey apes humans by walking on two legs
Macaque at Israeli zoo walks uprightafter near death experience
JERUSALEM - A young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking on its hind legs only — aping humans — after a near death experience, the zoo's veterinarian said Wednesday.
Click here for the full story!!!
You're not trying to tell me that we are all just a bunch of sick monkeys are you?
Macaque at Israeli zoo walks uprightafter near death experience
JERUSALEM - A young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking on its hind legs only — aping humans — after a near death experience, the zoo's veterinarian said Wednesday.
Click here for the full story!!!
You're not trying to tell me that we are all just a bunch of sick monkeys are you?
Thursday, July 08, 2004
Movie Maker!!!
Now this is fun!!!
Just go to Dfilm.com... and create a movie with their very easy and fun online movie maker!!! Make anything your heart desires then send it to me at its@almostamazing.com so I can see what you made!!!
CLICK ME TO ENTER THE STUDIO...
Thursday, July 01, 2004
Palindrome Connection
A man? A prisoner! A cage? Iron! Did Noriega care? No, sir -- Panama!
Backwards, forwards, it's all the same...............
Click here to goto Jim Kalb's Palindrome Connection
Lists, links and anagrams too!
Backwards, forwards, it's all the same...............
Click here to goto Jim Kalb's Palindrome Connection
Lists, links and anagrams too!
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