Funny ebay auctions for your entertainment

~Protectect your animal from the prying eye of the Government
~For the person who has everything... Moooooo
~Looking for that new game? Here ya go...
~This guy will call you...
~Oh man, poor little monkeys...
~Here's my favorite... Check out the amount it sold for!

Oh, I almost forgot...
~This one is a good one to end with... Or is it a begining?