How The Computer Works

Ok, this is a wonderful trip back into time where computers where the size of your car if not house and only had 16 mb hard drives... Circa 1971 and then revised in 1979, this was one of the books I actually read in my High School computer class... CLICK HERE to start your journey...

Shitty Bum

Shitty Bum

Crap once a year!!!

TO THE BATHROOM JUST ONCE A YEAR!

You can with this new pill

By Nick Jeffreys (Weekly World News)

RESEARCHERS are seeking
FDA approval of a new pill that
would mean only one trip to the
bathroom per year.

"We've finally perfected the
Crapper Capsule," says Dr. Colon
Levinson of Australia's Rectum And
Sphincter Center.

"We named it for my hero
Thomas Crapper who invented the
toilet in 1861."

The human body takes in food and
breaks it down in the digestive system.

Nutritional substances are used
as fuel and everything else is eliminated
as fecal matter and urine.

"Most people have one bowel
movement each morning after the
newspaper is delivered," says
Levinson. "A good B.M. can be satisfying,
but having to pee several
times a day can be a nuisance. I
always have to urinate when I'm in
the car or at an important meeting
or in the movie theater. I hate that,
and my colleagues agree. That's why
we decided to do something
about it."

The Crapper Capsule compresses
waste molecules like a
biological trash compactor,
explains Levinson. Once every 365
days, the individual taking the medication
will visit the rest room
and produce a
square block.

"It'll hurt
coming out,"
admits the scientist,
"but after all,
it's just once a year."

Iron Maiden ROCKS!!!!!! 

Mona Lisa was her nameeee.... 

Monkey apes humans by walking on two legs...

Monkey apes humans by walking on two legs
Macaque at Israeli zoo walks uprightafter near death experience


JERUSALEM - A young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking on its hind legs only — aping humans — after a near death experience, the zoo's veterinarian said Wednesday.

Click here for the full story!!!

You're not trying to tell me that we are all just a bunch of sick monkeys are you?

Movie Maker!!!

 

Now this is fun!!!

Just go to Dfilm.com... and create a movie with their very easy and fun online movie maker!!! Make anything your heart desires then send it to me at its@almostamazing.com so I can see what you made!!!

CLICK ME TO ENTER THE STUDIO...

Palindrome Connection

A man? A prisoner! A cage? Iron! Did Noriega care? No, sir -- Panama!

Backwards, forwards, it's all the same...............

Click here to goto Jim Kalb's Palindrome Connection
Lists, links and anagrams too!

Arc Buster

Japanese Commercials at their best...
Click here to see some funny stuff!

To boldly go where no person has gone before...

Sorry ladies, I'm not a Treky but this guy is...
Click and see how cool your TV room can be...

We are robots..........

Crazy robots can be fun.... Click!!!

Wacky Uses

The Trojan Olympic Games...

Have you seen this yet?! If not you have to check these out... Probably three of the funniest vids ever... :)

NEW!!!
Trojan Olympics #1 (2 megs..)

NEW!!!
Trojan Olympics #2 (2 megs..)

NEW!!!
Trojan Olympics #3 (2 megs..)

Supa Jam

Once again Julie aka "Supafemme", or if crime bustin' "Supapiggiegirl" brought a great link to my attention... You can upload a picture of your head but better yet, upload one of your friends and family's heads and then hit the "send" button and email an animation of them dancin' the night away!!! It's really much better than I described it sooooo Click me please...

Pee Mail

My friend Julie from deviantart.com sent this my way today and I have had so much fun with it that I wanted to share the joy with all of you... :) Click me to relieve yourself...

This is sooooooo cool... You type in your favorite music artist, it shows you in a visual way how that band is connected to other bands, who their friends are and so on while giving you little snippits of their music... Click here and see for yourself! Musicplasma.com!!!

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Check out this movie here... It's even more funny if you live in California... :o)

We have new pictures up in the "Party Pics" section!!! They are from the annual New Year party... It was a blast so make sure you join us next year!!!

Ladies, don't worry about sitting down on that dirty toilet seat ever again as long as you have this handy, disposable wonder... I know a few Women that may enjoy this item while touring Europe this May... Click me to pee!!!

It's been a while, yes... I do appologize for the length between the last blog and this but the Month of December is a crazy work-filled Month for me and my page suffers a bit... I hope all is well and here if a fun little thing to play with until I get some more fun-filled enjoyment for you all... :o)