Your dominant hues are green and blue. You're smart and you know it, and want to use your power to help people and relate to others. Even though you tend to battle with yourself, you solve other people's conflicts well.
Your saturation level is very low - you have better things to do than jump headfirst into every little project. You make sure your actions are going to really accomplish something before you start because you hate wasting energy making everyone else think you're working.
Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation.
Saturday, December 06, 2003
Sunday, November 16, 2003
Thursday, November 13, 2003
Sunday, November 09, 2003
Friday, November 07, 2003
Wednesday, November 05, 2003
Wednesday, October 29, 2003
|"The bright spot near the center of this false-color ultraviolet image of the sun, captured by the Solar and Heliospheric Observatory on Tuesday, represents a huge flare heading toward Earth."
Click here to read about our latest bombardment...
Saturday, October 25, 2003
Wednesday, October 22, 2003
A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things.
Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the ! insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued...and won!
In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
Tuesday, October 07, 2003
Monday, October 06, 2003
Thursday, October 02, 2003
Friday, September 26, 2003
~Protectect your animal from the prying eye of the Government
~For the person who has everything... Moooooo
~Looking for that new game? Here ya go...
~This guy will call you...
~Oh man, poor little monkeys...
~Here's my favorite... Check out the amount it sold for!
Oh, I almost forgot...
~This one is a good one to end with... Or is it a begining?
Tuesday, September 23, 2003
What is Stealth Disco you ask???
Stealth disco started as a prank between employees at an advertising agency in Chicago called Cramer-Krasselt where one employee will "git dooown" behind another unsuspecting victim as they worked. Being in advertising means plenty of long hours so you've got to find ways to have a little fun when ever possible. Basicaly, you know you have been accepted once you have been "stealthed".
Boogie down to Stealth Disco by clicking here!
Monday, September 22, 2003
Saturday, September 13, 2003
Ok, anybody care to hazard a guess as to what this square patch is on the side of this guys neck is?
-Birth control patch?
-Sea sickness patch?
-The mark of the beast?
-New type of drug?
-A computer chip to make one smarter?
Well, to find out the scary but true details click here... Oh man, This one has to take the cake...
Thursday, September 11, 2003
Tuesday, September 02, 2003
What did we buy that day and many other days just like it?! I think you have guessed but check out this site here to see for yourself the terrible, terrible truth!
Saturday, August 30, 2003
Saturday, August 23, 2003
Friday, August 22, 2003
Well, that's all for now, I will let you know how the show goes... My feet already hurt...
Make sure you click the link to our Hotel cuz it's perdy!
Thursday, August 21, 2003
Well, as some of ya might have noticed, or none of you, I have been off line for quite some time... Let's see here, um about a week, which seemed like a year I tell ya! First I thought it was my router, so I took it out of the equation and directly plugged into my computer... That didn’t work so I changed out my cat 5 and some other wires here and there... Nope! Nothing still... I tried calling SBC a ton of times and they said I had that nasty WORM that has been going around... Checked for that, not there either... Called them back and finally we started to get somewhere... It took them about 3 days to realize it wasn't my puter or router, (They tried to blame me for everything) it was the main DSL card out in that green box down the road... It blew and it knocked only my house out... Lucky meeeeee!!!
After I go through the 160 emails (mostly junk) I will figure out which end is up and refresh the site...
Hope all is well with you guys!!!
Tuesday, August 05, 2003
Remember ol' Steve Burns? Steve... You know, Blues Clues Steve... Yeah!!! Well, on August 12, his debut album is coming out, Song's for Dustmites...
If you would like to hear what is in store for us, please click the mite below...
Steve's Web Page is here
Saturday, August 02, 2003
Saturday, July 26, 2003
Thursday, July 17, 2003
This is sick, twisted and a bit rude but dang, the movie is too so it's perfect! Like the movie Silence of the Lambs, this musical, (Silence!) is also a work of pure genius with creepy undertones that carry one's mind into the depths of comedy laden psycho ness... Quid Pr Quo, just GO!!!
The site just recently cut down a few of the mp3's to save room on their server... I myself was lucky enough to snag them before they where shortened, so if you don't want to purchase the album, just give me a holler... :o)
Sunday, July 13, 2003
Go on, make me laugh. Tell me your favourite band/singer/album."
This website is really offensive to me, that is why I feel I must share it with you all...
Tuesday, July 08, 2003
Sunday, July 06, 2003
Wednesday, July 02, 2003
Welcome to my friends page about his Pumpgourd Mound. It's basically a small mound where he planted pumpkins and gourds. He also has included some other gardening stuff besides the Pumpgourd Mound. Updates below. Enjoy!
May 31, 2003
June 1, 2003
June 8, 2003
June 28, 2003
June 30, 2003
Saturday, June 28, 2003
Thursday, June 26, 2003
Sunday, June 22, 2003
Saturday, June 14, 2003
Monday, June 09, 2003
8th Annual Microbrew Festival
Where: Chico - California - United States
8th Annual Microbrew Festival at 1705 Manzanita Ave in Chico, CA on Sat, June 14, 2003 from 2-6pm. 30+ Breweries participating. Tickets are $25, includes souvenir glass, sampling of food,& bands. Buy tickets early-event sold out last year. Tickets available May 1 at the following outlets: Black Crow, Butte Creek Brewing, Chico Brew House, Diamond W, Home Brew Shop, Pip Printing, & Sierra Nevada Brewing.
Hours: 2 - 6:00pm
Organization: Soroptimist Int'l of Bidwell Rancho
Contact Name: Barbara Heidinger
Contact Email: email@example.com
Sunday, June 01, 2003
Wednesday, May 28, 2003
Sunday, May 25, 2003
Did I just ramble on or what? hehehe
Wow, I must have really like this site... ;o)
6:00 PM, PST, May 23, 2003 - This message serves to reassure you that while it may be a holiday weekend, our team of engineers remains at work, focused on resolving the issues relating to the Denial of Service (DOS) attack and service interruptions to our website and mail services. We will provide updates as information becomes available. Again, thank you for your patience.
Saturday, May 24, 2003
"I'm 22 year older and like showing me nacked very much...
Wanna chat with me so we can play together?
Dont forget you must be 18y older like me... then..."
That is all it said with a link at the bottom to click... I didn't, I was afraid!!! LOL Click here for a site that the email above reminds me of...
"The Denial of Service (DOS) attack against our systems has further intensified, continuing to impact the performance of our website and mail services. The intensity of the load we process on a normal day is approximately 1,600 packets per minute. We are currently processing in excess of 3 million packets per minute."
The increase was so huge that the server just couldn't keep up with the heavy traffic loads the attack caused... Dang people out there just sitting around the puter trying to cause problems for others... Why? I guess we may never know...
Monday, May 19, 2003
Sunday, May 18. 2003
Chico Police Report:
A man said he saw three creatures that were half monkey and half man on the telephone poles strumming the wires in the 900 block of Main Street.
Sunday, May 18, 2003
If you're looking for that perfect family home that used to be an commercial air liner, then I have the home for you!!! Look no further my friend because this home is just what the air traffic controller ordered! Long and sleek and full of charm this 727 offers a spacious floor plan and it's chalk full of extras like: Two very large decks, (formaly known as wings) a beautifully appointed office, (The Cockpit) an open great room for family living (the fuselage) AND windows galore!!! How could anyone go wrong with this charmer?
If interested... Please click here!!!
Saturday, May 17, 2003
Friday, May 16, 2003
Sunday, May 11, 2003
Friday, May 09, 2003
Tuesday, April 29, 2003
Click them to see their websites...
And then one of the finest dinners ever here at the The Culinary Institute of America at Greystone
Now, the order of the above list is in the order we visited them... I think... *hic* Enjoy!!!
Friday, April 25, 2003
Thursday, April 24, 2003
We where sitting in our room this morning when a knock at the door broke the dull roar of the news... It was a very nice gentleman from the Mondavi winery... He handed us a very nice 3 pack of wines from their winery... They look sooooo good! Anyway, after opening the card, we where very pleasantly surprised that it was from Karlie's (one of our employee's) Parents! They are so nice and thoughtful, totally took us off gard... THANKS GUYS!!! :O) We can't wait to taste the wines...
Friday, April 18, 2003
Sunday, April 13, 2003
Canned Hams & S P A M S
The Curator answers the question,
"Why do you collect cans of meat?"
I had gone to mima’s house to participate in 1990’s Christmas festivities. No sooner had I set down my luggage, than I spotted a tastelessly decorated holiday gift basket. As I tore through the red cellophane wrapping in anticipation of preparing a high cholesterol snack, my grandmothers’ shrill voice set me a fluster, "Youngster, if you’re hungry, you can have this." She thrust the wrinkly hand attached to her skinny little arthritic wrist into the basket and loaded me up with all of the non-perishables that the basket contained: cheeselogs, fruitcakes, & a canned ham. I shoved the mother lode into my suitcase, fearing, as a poverty stricken college student that I would have to actually eat that ham. Frankly, I was frightened, never having consumed anything requiring a key to open.
The next significant event in the history of the Potted Meat Collection occurred during the sweltering summer of 1992. I was heading into my last year of college. My pal Jeff Cornwell and I hopped in the car and sped towards our local white trash grocery mart in need of refreshment: Pabst Blue Ribbon and corndogs. My what a bonanza we found! An enormous bin of Armour Star Potted Meat Food Product stood before us. Its’ sign read, "4 for $1.00." "What is a potted meat food product?" I recall having wondered at the time. One hears of "cheese food products" and probably wonders how does a cheese food product differ from actual factual cheese? One must concurrently query the same of meats. How does a potted meat food product differ from real actual meat? I twisted the can to reveal the ingredients, and there it was, the magic ingredient: "partially defatted cooked pork fatty tissue." This must be the distinction between cheese and cheese foods! I raced my cart maniacally through the grocery, chanting, "Partially defatted cooked pork fatty tissue." The words trip delightfully off the tongue; take a moment to say them aloud before reading on.
Jeff sported the quarter to purchase the Armour Star Potted Meat Food Product, observing how it elicited oodles of giddy joy. Arriving home, I remembered the ham looming in the pantry. Two years later, the unconsumed Plumrose Danish canned ham sat in my pantry betwixt the mint jelly and the garlic-n-herb jelly. Why do relatives always send strange jellies? I fetched the ham and displayed it with the potted meat food product on the bar. They made such a lovely pair. That holiday season, while traveling through the south, my college roommate, Kate, happened upon and gifted me with a can of Pork Brains with Milk Gravy. Two’s company, but three’s a collection.
In the spring of 1993 I viewed an expose on lifestyles of the bizarre and freaky, which featured one of my favorite filmmakers, John Waters. Mr. Waters’ eccentricities have led to his amassment of several curious novelties, one of his fans mailed him a jar of dirt from John Wayne Gacy's basement. I had bribery on the brain. I would bequeath him the collection as incentive to cast me in one of his films. It’s obvious now how naïve I was then. I actually thought I would be able to part with the collection. Never did I imagine I would form a sentimental attachment and sense of pride to a collection of canned meats, including seafood and poultry items. Several years later I found myself with over 100 cans of meat and a small role in the John Waters' film Cecil B. Demented, Mr. Waters and I never had an opportunity to discuss my collection.
What is the future for the Potted Meat Museum? The Potted Meat Museum is looking past the American grocery store shelf and into the realm of foreign & exotic meats. With the Haggis having taken 4 years to procure, these exotic meats have a very tempting appeal. The Museum is looking forward to adding a variety of canned snake and Spicy Goose Webs in the very near future.
Enjoy the Meats, the Curator
CLICK HERE to visit her site... :o)
Saturday, April 05, 2003
Thursday, April 03, 2003
Sunday, March 30, 2003
Well, I just found this great site that emulates some of those games right from their website, so if you are ready to take a step back in time, check out cottAGE's site HERE and have fun!
Saturday, March 29, 2003
Tuesday, March 25, 2003
Saturday, March 22, 2003
The Big T... He's a sock monkey, sure but he's a sock monkey on a mission... To entertain, take requests, do bad reenactments and some even worse impressions but I was glued to my monitor and I'm a thinkin' you may be too when you watch this plush toy go to town all in the name of entertainment!
Click the monkey!!!
Friday, March 21, 2003
Having to make such a decision... Who has that power anyway?
Well, we do, as would any other person with such a sick puppy...
Sending his soul on will make him the happiest we're sure
but the physical...
a lifeless body that will stay as he leaves makes it so hard to pull that buzzing plug...
A reminder of days of youth,
reminder of ball retrieving goofiness,
reminder of spanking for digging in the lawn,
reminder of selfless companionship,
reminder of all the good things and all the bad things, all at the same time...
And then that damn lifeless body still lies...
Time for a new beginning buddy boy,
We can't wait for you to run and chase in the green rolling fields... Good boy!
Say hi to Sebastian for us!
Only the memories now and an occasional feeling that he's here,
right here visiting us,
bringing a smile to our faces,
a chill to our beings and it's all good baby!
Now where is that ball of yours?
Wednesday, March 19, 2003
Sunday, March 09, 2003
Well, "cool" is a bit subjective of course but I was impressed! hehehe... First off, I always jump from the lobby side of the front counter at Postal Plus to the back side of it. Kinda like I'm hurtling over a fence or something like that... No big deal, just a little fun in the midst of a normal day at work. Well, My Sister and Bro-in-law where in that day, along with my "Almost" 2 year old Nephew, Jeffrey. We where messing around out in the lobby for a little bit playing with toys and some other of our gifts and then decided to head back into the back room. What do I do? Yeah, jump over the counter as usual. As I am flying through the air, I hear about 3 people say, "Noooooo! Whatch out for Jeffrey!" I look down and sure enough, innocent as can be, he is walking right under me, where I'm supposed to land. (Mind you, I am still in the air!) The only thing I can think of is to spread my legs, doing the splits in mid air and land on two seprate counter tops.. My Left food plopped down first on the back counter and my right came down a split second later on the front counter. It was beautiful though I say so myself! I looked like an actor in a Karate movie for sure! AMAZING I TELL YOU!!! The most wonderful part about the whole thing is that Everyone in the building including a couple of Customers saw the ballet and told me how much they enjoyed it! Jeffrey the nephew, didn't even know anything happend... He just kept on walking and I jumped down and we all had a good laugh. Heeeeyaaaa!
Friday, March 07, 2003
Thursday, March 06, 2003
By MICHAEL FORSYTH
LONDON -- Most theoretical physicists now believe time travel is possible and will be achieved within the next 5,000 years -- meaning your next door neighbor could be from the future and you may not even know it!
"Beyond scientific theory, there is tangible evidence of human time travel," notes one top British physicist.
"Objects known as anachronisms have been found out of their appropriate time, ranging from electric batteries dug up in ancient Greek ruins to a modern-type digital watch left behind in a Chicago hotel room in 1925."
And some experts calculate that the number of time travelers now operating in the United States could number anywhere from several hundred to 8,000.
"Why they've come back is a mystery. They could be trying to alter the past -- or they might just have chosen to live in a simpler era," says the expert.
Clever time travelers must do everything possible to fit in. But here, from experts, are 9 telltale signs that the Joneses are really the Jetsons:
1. Lack of body hair -- Modern humans are less hairy than cavemen and evolution experts predict people of the future will be even less hairy.
2. Great stock tips -- While time travelers may conceal their wealth and pose as ordinary middle-class suburbanites, their ability to "guess" which stocks are will go through the roof may strike you as uncanny.
3. Missing pinky toe -- Scientists say that as man continues to evolve, our pinky toes will gradually disappear over the next thousand years.
4. Wins Super Bowl pool and other sports bets unusually often.
5. Slips of the tongue -- May refer to current events or people in the past tense, for example, saying, "Boy, George Clooney sure was a great actor."
6. Cryptic warnings -- For instance, "When you take that trip to New York on September 11, it might be a good idea to visit the Empire State Building instead of the World Trade Center -- just trust me on this one."
7. Pet dog belongs to an unknown "mystery" breed -- Your neighbor will probably counter that the unusual-looking pooch is "just a mutt."
8. Strange gadgets around the house -- Though they'll try to keep them out of sight, you may come across unidentified devices under sofa cushions.
9. Uses out-of-date slang -- Despite efforts to study our time period, they may mistakenly use phrases that are a few decades off, such as "Groovy."
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Wednesday, March 05, 2003
Here is a site on the history of his face while you wait for the scoop... CLICK ME!!!
Tuesday, March 04, 2003
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