Saturday, December 06, 2003

What HTML color am I? Well, here ya go!

you are lightcyan

Your dominant hues are green and blue. You're smart and you know it, and want to use your power to help people and relate to others. Even though you tend to battle with yourself, you solve other people's conflicts well.

Your saturation level is very low - you have better things to do than jump headfirst into every little project. You make sure your actions are going to really accomplish something before you start because you hate wasting energy making everyone else think you're working.

Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation.
the html color quiz

Sunday, November 16, 2003

I did it in 22 seconds.
I deserved a B+!!
Take the How Dexterous Are You? Quiz!!
Oh, you think you could do better ey?! Well then give it that good ol' college try!!! Click me!

Thursday, November 13, 2003

I think most of you animal lovers will enjoy this movie clip from Japan... Well Grundobros might feel sorry for the two kittens but he's just going to have to deal with it.. hehehe

Sunday, November 09, 2003

Russian Roulette has to be the ultimate game of chance. Now you can experience the fear and anticipation in your own home with this ‘shocking' new game.

Friday, November 07, 2003

The luckiest people in the world live here...
Make sure you check out the Hi-Rez photo...

"With a loud BANG! and a flash of orange flame, these cannons shoot a plastic film can up to 20 feet!"


Wednesday, October 29, 2003

"The bright spot near the center of this false-color ultraviolet image of the sun, captured by the Solar and Heliospheric Observatory on Tuesday, represents a huge flare heading toward Earth."

Click here to read about our latest bombardment...

Saturday, October 25, 2003

Found a few more pix for the "Comedy" section of So Go

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Here is a true story my friend Angela sent me the other day... I think you will LIKE!!!

A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things.

Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the ! insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued...and won!

In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

And now for your entertainment, This Dancing Guy!!! Enjoy...

Monday, October 06, 2003

Thursday, October 02, 2003

Halloween is coming up quick and I'm sure you will be wanting some spooky and gross things to decorate your haunted house with so click here if you dare!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Tuesday, September 23, 2003


What is Stealth Disco you ask???
Stealth disco started as a prank between employees at an advertising agency in Chicago called Cramer-Krasselt where one employee will "git dooown" behind another unsuspecting victim as they worked. Being in advertising means plenty of long hours so you've got to find ways to have a little fun when ever possible. Basicaly, you know you have been accepted once you have been "stealthed".

Boogie down to Stealth Disco by clicking here!

Monday, September 22, 2003

How to Cook and Alien!


     = Mmmmmm

YES there is finally a new meat!!! I was getting so tired of the normal meats especially chicken and have wanted there to be something new on my plate... Now there is!!! Mmmmmmm CLICK ME!

Thanks Jim for the tasty link!

Saturday, September 13, 2003

Ok, anybody care to hazard a guess as to what this square patch is on the side of this guys neck is?

-Birth control patch?
-Sea sickness patch?
-The mark of the beast?
-New type of drug?
-A computer chip to make one smarter?


Well, to find out the scary but true details click here... Oh man, This one has to take the cake...

Thursday, September 11, 2003

My friend with the pumpgourd mound has inspired me to try and grow a pineapple from the top of a store bought one... I think ya all should give it a try too and see who's takes quickest... From what I hear, it's a toss of the coin if it's going to work or not but if it roots I guess it's pretty easy and in two years, a baby pineapple will srout from the top!!! :) Here is the site I got my growing info from... Good luck and send pix if you get yours going!!!
Need to blog, need to blog, need to blog, bleed to nog...

Tuesday, September 02, 2003

Back in the day, after saving up as much pocket change as a 12 year old could, I would ride my bike down to the corner store with my brother and look over the candy isle... Back and forth, up and down our eyes would scan the colorful sweets but almost always stopped at the boxes set perfectly at eye level... After paying for the red and white boxes, walking outside and then leaning up against the stores front we felt almost like a couple of rebels or just two really cool dudes as passer byers glanced our way probably thinking to them selves something like, "Wow, what mature men they are!" or "Those guys over there are so COOL!!!"...
What did we buy that day and many other days just like it?! I think you have guessed but check out this site here to see for yourself the terrible, terrible truth!

Saturday, August 30, 2003

Some people will do anything for a free In and Out Burger hat.... Click on the "Clogged Artery" to see the craziness...

Saturday, August 23, 2003

Well, this sorta makes sense for the way things go for me... I haven't been to S.F. in about a year and a half and here I am again and guess what?! Yeah, Terreroist attack warrings for this weekend for this town! NICEEEEE!!!! I'm a keepin' an eye open...

Friday, August 22, 2003

This weekend, we are here in San Francisco for our Bi-annual gift show... Just arrived at the Hotel Palomar and they have DSL free to use! :o) They made it really easy on me cuz I was going to try and tap into their DSL anyway... hehehe The place is beautiful as can be.. This Hotel is right on Market Street across the street from Union Square... People everywhere!!! Speaking of people, this guy ran across traffic when we where trying to manuver our way through the city streets and he came sooooooo close to a few broken limbsand a broken rib cage as he ran into the path of an oncoming van... The van stopped just short of his idiot ass... It was so close, I even saw his life flash before MY eyes...
Well, that's all for now, I will let you know how the show goes... My feet already hurt...

Make sure you click the link to our Hotel cuz it's perdy!

Thursday, August 21, 2003


Well, as some of ya might have noticed, or none of you, I have been off line for quite some time... Let's see here, um about a week, which seemed like a year I tell ya! First I thought it was my router, so I took it out of the equation and directly plugged into my computer... That didn’t work so I changed out my cat 5 and some other wires here and there... Nope! Nothing still... I tried calling SBC a ton of times and they said I had that nasty WORM that has been going around... Checked for that, not there either... Called them back and finally we started to get somewhere... It took them about 3 days to realize it wasn't my puter or router, (They tried to blame me for everything) it was the main DSL card out in that green box down the road... It blew and it knocked only my house out... Lucky meeeeee!!!

After I go through the 160 emails (mostly junk) I will figure out which end is up and refresh the site...
Hope all is well with you guys!!!

Tuesday, August 05, 2003

Songs for Dustmites

Remember ol' Steve Burns? Steve... You know, Blues Clues Steve... Yeah!!! Well, on August 12, his debut album is coming out, Song's for Dustmites...

If you would like to hear what is in store for us, please click the mite below...

Steve's Web Page is here

Saturday, August 02, 2003

If you like Bob Marley and want him hangin' on your wall, click here! I have a hand painted original of the man himself up for auction at ebay with NO RESERVE... Done by the great Mackenzie Hay, graduate from Chico State University here in California... CHECK IT OUT!!!! :O)

Saturday, July 26, 2003

A Myst-like piece of flash that will keep you entertained for a good long time... Click around the scenes and see if you can get our little friend off the screen in the directions the arrows point... I think you will love the plant inspired worlds too... Have fun!!! CLICK ME, CLICK ME!

Thursday, July 17, 2003

This is sick, twisted and a bit rude but dang, the movie is too so it's perfect! Like the movie Silence of the Lambs, this musical, (Silence!) is also a work of pure genius with creepy undertones that carry one's mind into the depths of comedy laden psycho ness... Quid Pr Quo, just GO!!!

The site just recently cut down a few of the mp3's to save room on their server... I myself was lucky enough to snag them before they where shortened, so if you don't want to purchase the album, just give me a holler... :o)

Tuesday, July 08, 2003

I think my friend Reena needs to get these for her man's monster truck... For some reason, it just seems right... :o) Click

Sunday, July 06, 2003

This is a must for you Weiner lovers!!! Click the octodog above...

Wednesday, July 02, 2003

This is the true story of the...

Welcome to my friends page about his Pumpgourd Mound. It's basically a small mound where he planted pumpkins and gourds. He also has included some other gardening stuff besides the Pumpgourd Mound. Updates below. Enjoy!

May 31, 2003

June 1, 2003

June 8, 2003

June 28, 2003

June 30, 2003

Saturday, June 28, 2003

I'm looking forward to next weekend... On the 4th of July, a group of six of us are heading North to the small town of McCloud where we will be boarding a dinner train that will chug us along a historic rail line at the foot of Mt. Shast to a spot where we will be able to view a professional firework display... I can't wait!!! Click for more info

Thursday, June 26, 2003

Go to this website and enter the date you where born or married etc. and scroll down to see some of the demented things that happend in history on that day through out the years...

Sunday, June 22, 2003

Last night a group of us played Bocce Ball in our back yard... Sounds fun 'eh? No? Well add the old "drink if you're a loser" attitude to the game and it becomes fun in no time! Drinking Bocce Ball was born!!! Here are is a site on the REAL rules of Bocce and here is one that has a bit of the old spirits to help you become a champ! Oh yeah, that happend to be Erik last night... Was he the real champ though? I mean, when the losers drink, does the winner really win? I guess it all depends... :o)

Saturday, June 14, 2003

Wooot wooot!!! It's the day of brew... We are all just about to embark on a Micro Brew fantasy... MICROBREW FESTIVAL # 8!!!!! *hic*

Monday, June 09, 2003

Here is something very fun to do on a mid June afternoon... A group of us have been going every year since we all heard about it and it's a blast! If you live near by, it's worth the moooolaaaaa! Hope to see you there!!!

8th Annual Microbrew Festival
Date: 06-14-2003
Where: Chico - California - United States

8th Annual Microbrew Festival at 1705 Manzanita Ave in Chico, CA on Sat, June 14, 2003 from 2-6pm. 30+ Breweries participating. Tickets are $25, includes souvenir glass, sampling of food,& bands. Buy tickets early-event sold out last year. Tickets available May 1 at the following outlets: Black Crow, Butte Creek Brewing, Chico Brew House, Diamond W, Home Brew Shop, Pip Printing, & Sierra Nevada Brewing.

Hours: 2 - 6:00pm
Admission: $25.00
Organization: Soroptimist Int'l of Bidwell Rancho
Contact Name: Barbara Heidinger
Contact Email:

Sunday, June 01, 2003

Joe would like it if I would do some bitching for him... So here it goes... "Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitchity bitcherbitch with a bitch on top!" Sorry if this offends any one but I had a request... If you're under the age of 12 please click HERE, if you are under the age of 6 click HERE. :o)

Hi Erik and Margrit!!!!
Thanks for the Strawberry Daquiris!!!
Cam cam cam cam cam...

Wednesday, May 28, 2003

I have been thinking about purchasing one of those hand held GPS units but I don't have the first clue what kind of options I may or may not want... I do know that I don't want just a moving map... I want something that gives me coords, speeds, altitudes, roads, directions, e.t.a's., moon phases, sunrise and sunset, color would be nice and maybe some details about the next town I am going to come too... If anybody out there knows anything about them, please send me an email... :o) Thanks!!!!

Sunday, May 25, 2003

Roadside America... After the first cars started getting faster and faster, the only way to stop those new fangled vehicles of the early years was to make the buildings and statues more colorful and bigger than the next just to grab the attention of that would be customer... It was Americana advertising at it's purest form, creating a feeling of "fun for all" and "civilization does exist after all those miles traveled"... The good feelings of those road warriors of the 30's, 40's, 50's and beyond are still felt to this day as the giant doughnuts and wigwam villages appear in the distance as you grow closer... There are new ones popping up even to this day, keeping the days of yesteryear alive and well... Please, click and journey into the odd, odd world of Roadside America...

Did I just ramble on or what? hehehe
Wow, I must have really like this site... ;o)
Well, as you may have noticed, the company hosting is still working on the DOS attack... Here is the last updated statement from them:

**Important Update**
6:00 PM, PST, May 23, 2003 - This message serves to reassure you that while it may be a holiday weekend, our team of engineers remains at work, focused on resolving the issues relating to the Denial of Service (DOS) attack and service interruptions to our website and mail services. We will provide updates as information becomes available. Again, thank you for your patience.

Saturday, May 24, 2003

I get so much junk mail now a days and most of the time I just delete, delete, delete and so on until the mailbox is empty... This morning, I was kinda reading through them, cracking up due to the fact that most of them are selling generic Viagra and other things to make me a bigger and better person... ahem... Others try to disguise the email as if I should know the person writing it... Like, "Hello there! Remember me from the chat room last night? Well I have a new site that you said you wanted the link to..." etc... Well, I didn't go in any chat rooms last night, at least that I remember... So those emails kinda make me chuckle as well but this next one is really the reason I'm aimlessly typing right now... The following junk email is an exact copy of the one I just opened... See if you laugh as much as I did...
"I'm 22 year older and like showing me nacked very much...
Wanna chat with me so we can play together?
Dont forget you must be 18y older like me... then..."
That is all it said with a link at the bottom to click... I didn't, I was afraid!!! LOL Click here for a site that the email above reminds me of...
My site has been down since the 20th and I think it's finally back! Yeahhhhh!!!! :o) The company that hosts my site wrote the following paragraph, outlining the problem:
"The Denial of Service (DOS) attack against our systems has further intensified, continuing to impact the performance of our website and mail services. The intensity of the load we process on a normal day is approximately 1,600 packets per minute. We are currently processing in excess of 3 million packets per minute."
The increase was so huge that the server just couldn't keep up with the heavy traffic loads the attack caused... Dang people out there just sitting around the puter trying to cause problems for others... Why? I guess we may never know...

Monday, May 19, 2003

Here is a REAL Police report that made me laugh... I thought you might like it too...

Sunday, May 18. 2003
Chico Police Report:
12:58 a.m.
A man said he saw three creatures that were half monkey and half man on the telephone poles strumming the wires in the 900 block of Main Street.

Sunday, May 18, 2003

Is this politically correct? If not, I'm sorry, if so, I'm still laughing!!!
Home 4 Sale!

If you're looking for that perfect family home that used to be an commercial air liner, then I have the home for you!!! Look no further my friend because this home is just what the air traffic controller ordered! Long and sleek and full of charm this 727 offers a spacious floor plan and it's chalk full of extras like: Two very large decks, (formaly known as wings) a beautifully appointed office, (The Cockpit) an open great room for family living (the fuselage) AND windows galore!!! How could anyone go wrong with this charmer?

If interested... Please click here!!!

Saturday, May 17, 2003

Oh what a lazy afternoon this turned out to be... Just sitting around, sipping some fine cabernet and enjoying the day... Ahhhhhh...
Also, I spent a good 2 hours, once again, building things on I'm telling you, it is very cool...

Friday, May 16, 2003

Here is a site that may keep you busy for hours as it did me... reminds me of an Erector Set gone wild! You can build your models then add muscles to them so they can bounce, stretch, turn and even walk depending on how good you get and how well you understand the dynamics involved... Have fun and please let me know how you like it! :o) Click

Sunday, May 11, 2003

I have compiled a page with a few pictures that we had taken on our trip to Napa, Ca. this year... If anyone would like to view them, please click here! :o)
There is also a link in the "Party Pics" section of the site...

Friday, May 09, 2003

Ok, I was doing my normal thing, searching the net for funny arse things to pass on to you guys and then I hit paydirt!!! I laughed soooo hard, I almost started crying!!! This has got to be the funniest thing I have seen in a very long time so if you know what's going on here and know WHY it is what it is, PLEASEEE email me so I can pass it on... ENJOY!!! CLICK ME, CLICK ME!!!

Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Ok, ok... Here is the list of wineries we visited this past weekend... I want to go back so bad!!!
Click them to see their websites...

V. Sattui
Charles Krug
Freemark Abbey
Whitehall Lane
Robert Mondavi
Domain Chandon
Plump Jack
Opus One
Cakebread Cellars
Francis Coppola
Chateau Potelle
And then one of the finest dinners ever here at the The Culinary Institute of America at Greystone

Now, the order of the above list is in the order we visited them... I think... *hic* Enjoy!!!

Friday, April 25, 2003

Well, I said that E & M might show up with hang-overs... I was wrong I tell ya!!! They arrived ready to go and we had a ball... Yesterday, we hit about 5 or 6 wineries and today 5 but this time, we decided to get a limo to take us around the valley to make the driving thing a bit easier... It was the best... I have a list of the places we tasted at but I just don't have that right here in front of me just this second... I will get that next to ya the next blog, with the links to their web pages, if available... This trip was a 10 out of 10... Wooo Hooooooooooo!!!!!

Thursday, April 24, 2003

Napa Valley... That is where we are right now, waiting for Erik and Margrit to show up... They where visiting Gabe & Nicole in San Jose', Which scares me a bit, cuz they probably got a little tipsy last night and I'm afraid a hang-over may be in the cards for today... hehehe Not a good thing when in this area of the world... I could be wrong, we'll see... I know that I had to be carefull myself last night so that I could tour the wineries without that stupid headache and upset stomach today... The thought of a hang-over while doin' the tours, doesn't work for me...
We where sitting in our room this morning when a knock at the door broke the dull roar of the news... It was a very nice gentleman from the Mondavi winery... He handed us a very nice 3 pack of wines from their winery... They look sooooo good! Anyway, after opening the card, we where very pleasantly surprised that it was from Karlie's (one of our employee's) Parents! They are so nice and thoughtful, totally took us off gard... THANKS GUYS!!! :O) We can't wait to taste the wines...

Friday, April 18, 2003

Sunday, April 13, 2003

The story of canned meats, as told by curator of this odd but intriguing site...

   Canned Hams & S P A M S

The Curator answers the question,
"Why do you collect cans of meat?"

Meat #1I had gone to mima’s house to participate in 1990’s Christmas festivities. No sooner had I set down my luggage, than I spotted a tastelessly decorated holiday gift basket. As I tore through the red cellophane wrapping in anticipation of preparing a high cholesterol snack, my grandmothers’ shrill voice set me a fluster, "Youngster, if you’re hungry, you can have this." She thrust the wrinkly hand attached to her skinny little arthritic wrist into the basket and loaded me up with all of the non-perishables that the basket contained: cheeselogs, fruitcakes, & a canned ham. I shoved the mother lode into my suitcase, fearing, as a poverty stricken college student that I would have to actually eat that ham. Frankly, I was frightened, never having consumed anything requiring a key to open.

The next significant event in the history of the Potted Meat Collection occurred during the sweltering summer of 1992. I was heading into my last year of college. My pal Jeff Cornwell and I hopped in the car and sped towards our local white trash grocery mart in need of refreshment: Pabst Blue Ribbon and corndogs. My what a bonanza we found! An enormous bin of Armour Star Potted Meat Food Product stood before us. Meat #2Its’ sign read, "4 for $1.00." "What is a potted meat food product?" I recall having wondered at the time. One hears of "cheese food products" and probably wonders how does a cheese food product differ from actual factual cheese? One must concurrently query the same of meats. How does a potted meat food product differ from real actual meat? I twisted the can to reveal the ingredients, and there it was, the magic ingredient: "partially defatted cooked pork fatty tissue." This must be the distinction between cheese and cheese foods! I raced my cart maniacally through the grocery, chanting, "Partially defatted cooked pork fatty tissue." The words trip delightfully off the tongue; take a moment to say them aloud before reading on.

Meat #3Jeff sported the quarter to purchase the Armour Star Potted Meat Food Product, observing how it elicited oodles of giddy joy. Arriving home, I remembered the ham looming in the pantry. Two years later, the unconsumed Plumrose Danish canned ham sat in my pantry betwixt the mint jelly and the garlic-n-herb jelly. Why do relatives always send strange jellies? I fetched the ham and displayed it with the potted meat food product on the bar. They made such a lovely pair. That holiday season, while traveling through the south, my college roommate, Kate, happened upon and gifted me with a can of Pork Brains with Milk Gravy. Two’s company, but three’s a collection.

Filmmaker, John WatersIn the spring of 1993 I viewed an expose on lifestyles of the bizarre and freaky, which featured one of my favorite filmmakers, John Waters. Mr. Waters’ eccentricities have led to his amassment of several curious novelties, one of his fans mailed him a jar of dirt from John Wayne Gacy's basement. I had bribery on the brain. I would bequeath him the collection as incentive to cast me in one of his films. It’s obvious now how naïve I was then. I actually thought I would be able to part with the collection. Never did I imagine I would form a sentimental attachment and sense of pride to a collection of canned meats, including seafood and poultry items. Several years later I found myself with over 100 cans of meat and a small role in the John Waters' film Cecil B. Demented, Mr. Waters and I never had an opportunity to discuss my collection.

What is the future for the Potted Meat Museum? The Potted Meat Museum is looking past the American grocery store shelf and into the realm of foreign & exotic meats. With the Haggis having taken 4 years to procure, these exotic meats have a very tempting appeal. The Museum is looking forward to adding a variety of canned snake and Spicy Goose Webs in the very near future.

Enjoy the Meats, the Curator

CLICK HERE to visit her site... :o)

I found this funny has heck site and YES, it's on the geeky side... Just watch...You'll see what I mean... hehehe
Here ia a pretty amazing site really... You need to set your screen rez very high to see all the controlers & animations but it's worth it... Click!

Saturday, April 05, 2003

I know, I know, you have always wanted to build your own time travel machine but just didn't know where to start... Me too!!! So, I did some research and digging and came up with this great site. Hope the future is a bright one for all of you! :o)


Sunday, March 30, 2003

Want want want...

Remember those great games of the 80's that you had to head to your nearest arcade or pizza joint to play?
Well, I just found this great site that emulates some of those games right from their website, so if you are ready to take a step back in time, check out cottAGE's site HERE and have fun!

Tuesday, March 25, 2003

Hi karlie!!!

Look, he waves now!
I just stuck a few more things in the "art" section of this site... They are computer models that I made using a relatively simple program called Modeler... They are my first attempts at doing this so they are a bit rough around the edges... It's been a learning experience for sure. Very fun to do I must say... I would like to get more into this some day but the learning curve on most of the proggies out there is pretty steep, so it will probably be some time before you see the really cool stuff.. hehehe I'm tryin' though! :o)

Saturday, March 22, 2003

I don't know how to explain this next website... I will try as usual though... hehehe

The Big T... He's a sock monkey, sure but he's a sock monkey on a mission... To entertain, take requests, do bad reenactments and some even worse impressions but I was glued to my monitor and I'm a thinkin' you may be too when you watch this plush toy go to town all in the name of entertainment!

Click the monkey!!!

That last blog from yesterday seemed sad, sorry, it really wasn't at all...

It's all good here!!! :O)

Thanks for any concerns

Friday, March 21, 2003

We didn’t' want today to come...
Who would?
Having to make such a decision... Who has that power anyway?
Well, we do, as would any other person with such a sick puppy...
Sending his soul on will make him the happiest we're sure
but the physical...
a lifeless body that will stay as he leaves makes it so hard to pull that buzzing plug...

Lifeless body:

A reminder of days of youth,
reminder of ball retrieving goofiness,
reminder of spanking for digging in the lawn,
reminder of selfless companionship,
reminder of all the good things and all the bad things, all at the same time...

And then that damn lifeless body still lies...

Time for a new beginning buddy boy,
We can't wait for you to run and chase in the green rolling fields... Good boy!
Say hi to Sebastian for us!

Body forgotten:

Only the memories now and an occasional feeling that he's here,
right here visiting us,
bringing a smile to our faces,
a chill to our beings and it's all good baby!

Now where is that ball of yours?

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Here is a great site... It kept me busy for a very long time the other day... I mean, I found the site, clicked around for what seemed like maybe a half hour and when I looked up at my martini clock to see what time it was, I had been in there for a good hour and a half!!! That cracks me up... One time I was at the Exploratorium in San Francisco..... We walked in those doors and I was like a kid in a candy store... So much to play with, do and learn and what seemed like MAYBE two hours, was in reallity, SIX!!!! It was like a time warp... Six hours is a long time man and we both had no clue... Go figure... Anyway, Click here for a fun site about bad movies...
I have a question to anyone that might find these obscure ramblings of mine... Would you like to reply to them? Have you ever wanted to just write your own ramblings and ideas down on my blog from time to time? Do you ever want to leave me any sort of anything without getting the email client out? If so, please send me your thinkin's... You will have to use your email this time... Sorry...

Sunday, March 09, 2003

A few Months ago I did something cool...
Well, "cool" is a bit subjective of course but I was impressed! hehehe... First off, I always jump from the lobby side of the front counter at Postal Plus to the back side of it. Kinda like I'm hurtling over a fence or something like that... No big deal, just a little fun in the midst of a normal day at work. Well, My Sister and Bro-in-law where in that day, along with my "Almost" 2 year old Nephew, Jeffrey. We where messing around out in the lobby for a little bit playing with toys and some other of our gifts and then decided to head back into the back room. What do I do? Yeah, jump over the counter as usual. As I am flying through the air, I hear about 3 people say, "Noooooo! Whatch out for Jeffrey!" I look down and sure enough, innocent as can be, he is walking right under me, where I'm supposed to land. (Mind you, I am still in the air!) The only thing I can think of is to spread my legs, doing the splits in mid air and land on two seprate counter tops.. My Left food plopped down first on the back counter and my right came down a split second later on the front counter. It was beautiful though I say so myself! I looked like an actor in a Karate movie for sure! AMAZING I TELL YOU!!! The most wonderful part about the whole thing is that Everyone in the building including a couple of Customers saw the ballet and told me how much they enjoyed it! Jeffrey the nephew, didn't even know anything happend... He just kept on walking and I jumped down and we all had a good laugh. Heeeeyaaaa!

Friday, March 07, 2003

hahaha This is more fun that humans should be allowed really... CLICK ME!!!
Off to have Martini's, Cosmo's and Pizza!!! Ta ta!!!

Thursday, March 06, 2003

I found this really fun game site called the other day and I thought ya all might wanna give it a try... You can actually win real $$$... If you figure that out, lemme know cuz I haven't won dit yet... Play the Price is Right!!! It's the coolest!!!

This is an article from the Weekly World News... I'm afraid, and you should be too!!!

LONDON -- Most theoretical physicists now believe time travel is possible and will be achieved within the next 5,000 years -- meaning your next door neighbor could be from the future and you may not even know it!

"Beyond scientific theory, there is tangible evidence of human time travel," notes one top British physicist.

"Objects known as anachronisms have been found out of their appropriate time, ranging from electric batteries dug up in ancient Greek ruins to a modern-type digital watch left behind in a Chicago hotel room in 1925."

And some experts calculate that the number of time travelers now operating in the United States could number anywhere from several hundred to 8,000.

"Why they've come back is a mystery. They could be trying to alter the past -- or they might just have chosen to live in a simpler era," says the expert.

Clever time travelers must do everything possible to fit in. But here, from experts, are 9 telltale signs that the Joneses are really the Jetsons:

1. Lack of body hair -- Modern humans are less hairy than cavemen and evolution experts predict people of the future will be even less hairy.

2. Great stock tips -- While time travelers may conceal their wealth and pose as ordinary middle-class suburbanites, their ability to "guess" which stocks are will go through the roof may strike you as uncanny.

3. Missing pinky toe -- Scientists say that as man continues to evolve, our pinky toes will gradually disappear over the next thousand years.

4. Wins Super Bowl pool and other sports bets unusually often.

5. Slips of the tongue -- May refer to current events or people in the past tense, for example, saying, "Boy, George Clooney sure was a great actor."

6. Cryptic warnings -- For instance, "When you take that trip to New York on September 11, it might be a good idea to visit the Empire State Building instead of the World Trade Center -- just trust me on this one."

7. Pet dog belongs to an unknown "mystery" breed -- Your neighbor will probably counter that the unusual-looking pooch is "just a mutt."

8. Strange gadgets around the house -- Though they'll try to keep them out of sight, you may come across unidentified devices under sofa cushions.

9. Uses out-of-date slang -- Despite efforts to study our time period, they may mistakenly use phrases that are a few decades off, such as "Groovy."


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Bruce Jenner cracks me up...

Wednesday, March 05, 2003

Ok, I just heard from a good source that Michael Jackson is planning some sort of "Mad Voodoo Curse" on something, someone or whatever... Anyone hear about this yet? I'm going to go searching the net to see what I can dig up on this matter. Sounds interesting to say the least. I'm not surprised really the more that I think on this. I mean, a ton of people have come down on the poor King of Pop lately and no matter how tough the guy is, it's gotta hurt a bunch... Do ya think maybe he's going to go after that dude that did that piece on him from England, Martin Bashir? Or maybe England it's self? Maybe all reporters!!! Well, as long as it keep his youngest child "Blanket" safe, it's all worth it... Curse on Michael, Curse on...

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Tuesday, March 04, 2003

I just found this test as I was leaving for the bank. Thought I would take it and see how messed up I really am... Not to shabby actually... Give it a try!

-- Click Here To Take The Test --

is just one of those tests to see how
easy it would be to add html to my blog. So far, so good... Let's try a pic.

Allrighty then. I'm off to the bank. Yeah! How fun!!!

Monday, March 03, 2003

There, see, it wasn't later, I changed the links on the left there sooner... I'm amazed myself. Someone send me a prize Pleassseeeeee!!!! :o)
Just one more before I go... The links on the left here, I didn't put them there... They are the default links that puts on the blog pages... I will change those sooner or later, probably later... Give 'em a whirle, maybe they rock!
Now this is my second Blog just because I know that two blogs are better than one... Now I can ramble huh? Hmmmmmm, I guess I will have to appologize ahead of time for my future ramblings. Sorry!!! No I'm not...
Ok, this is my first Blog ever... How fun! I didn't know what a blog was until late last night as I sat up late watching Tech TV's "Call for Help" and Low and Behold they did a piece on Blogging... Blog is short for "Web Log", well, sorta short... At least it's just one word. :o) Ok, I now hit this button here, and it's done. Cool!